yo\ momma

yo\ momma
1. (yo momma) (890↑, 71↓)
The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.

"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?" "Yo momma" "Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test" "Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma\!"

2. (yo momma) (378↑, 70↓)
A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude. Fred: For who? Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you? Ted: yo momma

Author: Dispatch Kick Ass http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/760692
3. (yo momma) (280↑, 62↓)
term overly used about 15000 times daily, yet can be applied to almost any situation and can accually sound witty when used at the right time.

"Bob, where were you last night\!?" "uh.... with yo momma\!" "Bob, what are you doing?" "yo momma\!" "bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"

4. (yo momma) (258↑, 64↓)
1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends. 2)the perfect way to get dumped.

1) Kid 1- "My foot hurts" kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts\!" Kid 1- *mutters* "fag* 2) Girl after date- Can we split the bill? Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill\! Girl- Dude... Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude\! *laughs like a [fucktard] Girl- Bye Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi\!

5. (yo momma) (149↑, 38↓)
These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.

"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?" "That's yo momma."

6. (yo momma) (164↑, 65↓)
Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.

"Yo momma soo fat she stepped on the scale and it said, 'one person at time'."

Author: Dubbs Weisshaar http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/1483928
7. (yo momma) (134↑, 71↓)
A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like [cowabunga] or [tubular], but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

Author: ILoveThom'sChickenDance http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/374100
8. (yo momma) (42↑, 11↓)
A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background. This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

9. (Yo momma) (46↑, 21↓)
1) The scapegoat of all bad things. 2) The final retort to any shouting match. 3) Root of all evil.

"You gay dawg\!" "Yo momma\!"

Author: www.drewsportal.tk http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/24351
10. (Yo Momma) (40↑, 18↓)
A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart. Also a way to start off a joke.

Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me\! Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you. Guy 1:XD

11. (yo momma) (20↑, 7↓)
A person (who should be a female) who gave birth to you and in theese days is the center of all jokes and is used when the answer to something is very simple (maybe even writen above your head) but you want to include someones mom in some nerds are even offended by them

"Hey whatcha doin" "yo momma" nerd: "hi what are yo doing" bob: "yo momma\!" nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"

Author: flipy dee do dah http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/2398962
12. (yo momma) (39↑, 26↓)
Use it as an awnser for fucked up questions.

- Who was that? - Yo momma\!

13. (Yo Momma) (21↑, 12↓)
1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name. 2)The answer to any question. It means everything.

1) Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'\!" Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian." Guy1: "........." 2) Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?" Billy: "Yo Momma." Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?" Guy2: "Yo Momma." Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?" Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."

14. (Yo Momma) (27↑, 19↓)
Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.

(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched [Bender Bending Rodriguez]) [Fry]: "Who was that?" [Bender Bending Rrodriguez]: "[Yo Momma]\!"

15. (yo momma) (8↑, 4↓)
A phrase used automatically when you cannot come up with a comeback quick enough. "Your mom" means the same thing as "yo momma". Sometimes, if you are really lucky, using this phrase actually fits and makes a really good insult. You may have to say an actual sentence that plays on what the person just said and add "yo momma" to it. You can also use "ain't what yo momma said" to come back on a general rude insult someone says to you. This implies that you had sexual relations with the person's mother and she liked it. BEWARE. If you overuse "yo momma", it will not have its original sting.

This is a very good use of yo momma, though it might take a while to understand. Annoying annoyance: Why is everyone acting so nerdy today? They musta got it from Patrick. Patrick: They GOT IT from yo momma, you son of a slut\! This is an unnecessary, uncalled for yo momma. Old grandmother: These cookies are fresh from the oven, sweetheart. Grandson: Mmmm. Tastes like yo momma.

Author: FuturePatronSaint http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/3996197
16. (yo momma) (15↑, 12↓)
The best lamest way to insult someone's mom.

In reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender (Nickeloden show) Yo momma is so old she was the avatar 3 times. Yo momma is so ugly even the face stealer wouldn't steal her face no matter how she frown. Yo momma is so stupid she blew on her hot coffee and claimed she was an airbender. Yo momma is so fat it took 10 avatars just to earthbend her out of the ground. Yo momma is so fat she dipped her feet in the pool and everyone thought she was waterbending. Yo momma is so fat she stepped into the hidden library and it sunk.

17. (yo momma) (8↑, 6↓)
your mom, insult overused in the common highschool, middleschool, and any such place where kids are found

Kid 1 - What'd we do yesterday? Kid 2 - Yo momma, it was very good, I strongly recommend it Kid 3 - *falls over laughing* (Yes, this is a real example i heard in one of my classes last week)

18. (yo momma) (14↑, 12↓)
Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.

Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction\!\!\! "Ha,ha,ha\! Nerd: "Yo Mamma\!\!\! *Smack*

19. (Yo Momma) (3↑, 2↓)
A commonly used insult

Yo ugly So's YO MOMMA

20. (Yo Momma) (20↑, 19↓)
1. Stupidest show on earth talking about yo momma.

Man did you see yo momma last night, it was fuckin gay.

21. (yo momma) (19↑, 18↓)
a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued\! yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book\! yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides\!\!\! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)

Author: IM NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU MY NAME\! http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/1587002
22. (yo momma) (1↑, 1↓)
a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.

joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about... jim: YO MOMMA\! joe: what the... jim: YO MOMMA\! joe: dude will you just let me... jim: YO MOMMA\! joe: douche bag

Author: dipthongrundown http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/5525456
23. (yo momma) (2↑, 3↓)
Phillip "Au Bon Pain" says this when he refers to something political.

"Who won the Iowa caucus?" "Yo momma."

24. (yo momma) (1↑, 3↓)
A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone

Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there? Zack: Yo momma\! Brandon: LAME\!\!

25. (yo momma) (0↑, 2↓)
the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go\!

Author: gjhieruhgaiuergh http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/4925413
26. (Yo Momma) (0↑, 2↓)
A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

27. (yo momma) (2↑, 4↓)
your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes

john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha\! can i have a penny? shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls\!\! ---------- hi jonaynay YO MOMMA\!

Author: da suburban ghettos http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/2548185
28. (Yo momma) (9↑, 11↓)
An awsome insult thats used WAAAAAAY too much...also my friend taught me how the best way to use it is\!

Guy1:your and idiot guy2:yo MOMMA guy1:IS MY HO guy2:Shit...

29. (yo momma) (10↑, 12↓)
basically used as a silly answer to a question u don't know the answer to. usually used to crack a joke despite the fact it might make no sense\!

guy 1:"dude, ur small\!" guy 2:"yo momma's small\!"

30. (Yo momma) (26↑, 28↓)
The root of all crappy jokes

Yo momma

31. (yo momma) (15↑, 18↓)
Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish." Joe: "Yo momma."

Author: Saeed aka Armorking http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/1391224
32. (yo momma) (14↑, 17↓)
Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.

33. (Yo Momma) (23↑, 28↓)
God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.

"Have you seen Yo Momma?" "Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points." "Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."

34. (yo momma) (21↑, 26↓)
Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.

Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.

35. (Yo Momma) (0↑, 9↓)
a muscular manly, tomboyish girl who loves/or is in multiple sports. has many boy friends more than girls and has lebian tendencies.

Yo\! You see that girl in sweats right thur? She a yo momma\!

36. (yo momma) (16↑, 26↓)
1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults. 2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players." "Yo momma" 2."Yo momma is older than you

37. (yo momma) (4↑, 17↓)
A way to spell [yo mama] that some very odd people tought of.

Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.

38. (yo momma) (5↑, 18↓)
The perfect thing 2 say when sum dumb fool asks u a stupid question\!\!\!

did u see that bird: yo momma

Author: pooopinschloopingooopin http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/755668
39. (yo momma) (6↑, 19↓)
someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi\!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

40. (yo momma) (9↑, 30↓)
1. The person who just received a [cum shot] from me last night. 2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

Author: Johnny Pot Smoker http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/237793
41. (yo momma) (11↑, 32↓)
Girl i fucked last night
42. (Yo momma) (4↑, 28↓)
A dirty whore.

Yo momma sucks a whole lotta cock.

43. (yo momma) (7↑, 38↓)
a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture\!\! a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies\!\!\!

shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".

44. (Yo momma) (4↑, 37↓)
Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business

"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"

Author: Irbyn's Daddy. http://yo-momma.urbanup.com/153311
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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